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6:40 pm

ok I must admit I have the weirdest fucking friends, where they come up with such things is beyond me but its too funny at times but this was so out there even for them I had to share it... mind you I don't think its bad just something I would have never thought of they are just too funny you got to love them

Would be MUCH more fun doing it the traditional way, but for those

of you out there that might be interested...

(Borrowed from another site)

For all of you who have a fantasy of being covered in cum but just

don't have access to enough cocks to make that fantasy come true.

This recipe for theatrical cum looks like real cum, has no sugar (so

as to discourage yeast), and has a neutral taste so that you can

really get into the fantasy. Because it contains raw egg white you

should make it fresh right before use and discard the leftovers. If

you are concerned about using raw egg, either don't swallow it (half

the fun!), or use pasteurized egg whites, which can be purchased in

most supermarkets. However, fresh egg gives a better consistency.

1 cup water

2 tablespoons cornstarch

1 raw egg white

1 tablespoon plain yogurt

pinch of salt

Dissolve cornstarch in ? cup of water and set aside. Bring the

remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan,

then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in. Simmer and

stir the mixture for about two minutes, it will be very thick. Cool

the mixture thoroughly. If you don't let it cool the egg will get

cooked. If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir

to speed the cooling. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt.

Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth. If you want a little

more flavor you can add ? teaspoon of vanilla extract and some Equal

or Splenda for sweetness when you add the egg.

If you don't have a toy to use with this, you can get a squirt

bottle (such as is used for ketchup) in supermarkets or kitchen

stores. Fill the bottle and put it in the microwave for about

fifteen seconds to make it just warm.

"I know there are other recipes that are easier to make. This one is

a little more work, but when you shoot it you will know where that

extra work went. Now there's nothing wrong with the others. They are

real, real, real good shit. But this one is a fucking madman. I'll

take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit any old day of the

fucking week." - Hamilton G. (with apologies to Quentin Tarantino)

Needless to say, you assume all responsibility for how this is used

and what happens. If you use it in a film and you want to be a good

person, give me a credit, such as "Hamilton G. - additional

catering." ;-)

Enjoy!